You know you’re a runner when (#1)...

...It’s 20º out and you’re wearing shorts
...You do laps around the parking lot just to make sure you run your entire 60 minutes
...You’re transfixed by other people running
...You just can’t bare to part with your old running shoes, even if the sole is falling off and the rest of it used to be... green?
...You go running at 11 PM just to get your run in for that day
...You flip out if someone offers you something with salt or caffeine before your run
...You think that Track is just something that’s there to give you “speed” before Cross Country starts
...Your shorts are smaller than the “popular girl’s” shorts
...You’re dismayed to find that the Powerbar sections in the store are being taken over by “Atkin's Approved” and “Low Carb” energy bars
...You’re reading this right now